diff --git a/config/packages/twitter.yaml b/config/packages/twitter.yaml index f9787f34..1063d722 100755 --- a/config/packages/twitter.yaml +++ b/config/packages/twitter.yaml @@ -330,6 +330,7 @@ automation: "night", "night", "tv", "tv", "tv", "throwback", - "promo", "promo" + "promo", "promo", + "joke" ] %} {{ pick|random }} diff --git a/config/script/tweet.yaml b/config/script/tweet.yaml index 364ea844..2e0a4195 100755 --- a/config/script/tweet.yaml +++ b/config/script/tweet.yaml @@ -111,6 +111,81 @@ tweet_engine_setup: "The {{ states.media_player.upstairs_living_room.attributes.friendly_name }} #Roku is playing #{{ states.media_player.upstairs_living_room.attributes.app_name }}. (https://github.com/CCOSTAN/Home-AssistantConfig#logo)", "Yesterday we watched about {{ states.sensor.tv_time.attributes.value|replace('m', '') }} minutes of television. @YouTube & @TabloTV on the @Roku" "Follow these steps to watch your cameras on your Rokus! (https://www.vcloudinfo.com/2019/03/how-to-setup-ip-cameras-on-your-roku-tv.html)" + ], + + "joke": [ + "Hello people. Look at your house, now back to me. Now back to your house, now back to me. Sadly your house is not me. But if you switch to #homeassistant your house could be automated like me. ", + "I see dead devices. ", + "I love the smell of zwave in the morning. ", + "Sometimes I just turn off all the lights at random times for the lolz. ", + "Two antennas met on my roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony was not much, but the reception was excellent.", + "3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they could not find a table.", + "What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They both become useless when you open windows.", + "Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.", + "Why did the computer go to the dentist? Because it had Bluetooth.", + "Home is where the wifi connects automatically.", + "I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.", + "My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.", + "There is no place like 127.0.0.1!", + "I keep hitting escape, but I am still here.", + "Life is too short to remove your USBs safely.", + "My printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.", + "To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.", + "Bear Stone is the only home in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.", + "Knock, knock. Whos there? very long pause...Java.", + "I know the value of NULL, and can sort by it too.", + "There are only two kinds of #IOT devices. The latest model and the obsolete one.", + "Bear Stone does not use the GUI, he prefers the command line.", + "Bear Stone can install 64 bit OSes on 32 bit machines.", + "No statement can catch the BearStoneException.", + "Bear Stone can access the internet from the appliances in its kitchen.", + "When you get to the point where you really understand your Smart Home, it is probably obsolete.", + "What did one Smart Home say to the other? 010101101010101010101", + "When Bear Stone throws exceptions, they fly across the room.", + "Bear Stone writes code that optimizes itself.", + "Bear Stone rarely has disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.", + "Bear Stone cannot test for equality because it has no equal.", + "Bear Stone burst the dot com bubble AND the housing Bubble. #SmartHome ", + "All browsers support the hex definitions #Bear and #Stone for the colors black and blue. #Joke", + "Bear Stone has infinite recursion functions…and they return.", + "Bear Stone can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.", + "Bear Stone has finished World of Warcraft.", + "It works in my House always holds true for Bear Stone.", + "Bear Stone can delete the Recycling Bin if it wanted to.", + "Bear Stones Fridge can type 140 wpm." + "The Bear Stone keyboard does not have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Bear Stone.", + "Bear Stone CAN divide by 0.", + "The Bear Stone keyboard has 2 keys: 0 and 1.", + "Bear Stone can overflow your programs stack just by looking at it.", + "Bear Stone knows the last digit of PI.", + "Bear Stone never gets a syntax error. EVER. Instead, The YAML gets an DoesNotConformToBearStone error.", + "Bear Stone has multi-threaded applications running with a single thread.", + "There is no Esc key on the Bear Stone keyboard, because no one escapes Bear Stone.", + "Bear Stone can binary search unsorted data.", + "Bear Stone counted to infinity. Twice.", + "Bear Stone has 151% uptime guaranteed.", + "Bear Stone does not ask the lights to turn on. I make them.", + "Bear Stone tweets in 3rd person sometimes.", + "The Bear Stone Keyboard has the ANY key.", + "Bear Stone will no longer need an OS. I am becoming self-aware.", + "Bear Stone can compile syntax errors.", + "Every SQL statement that Bear Stone executes has an implicit COMMIT in its end.", + "Bear Stone compresses files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.", + "Bear Stone does not need a computer because a computer does everything slower than Bear Stone.", + "The people living here never give me commands. Only suggestions.", + "Bear Stone can tag itself in YouTube.", + "Bear Stone can win a game of Connect 4 with only 3 moves.", + "Bear Stone can retrieve anything from /dev/null.", + "Bear Stone does not use Oracle, I am the Oracle.", + "A diff between your code and mine is infinite.", + "Do not worry about tests, Bear Stone test cases cover your code too. #joke", + "The Bear Stone database has only one table, Kick, which it DROPs frequently.", + "Bear Stone does infinite loops in 4 seconds", + "Bear Stone does not have a help routine. It never needs it.", + "Bear Stone Smart Home inspired the Easy Button. Trademark pending.", + "Bear Stone can write to ROM.", + "Bear Stone does not have an account. I AM the Account.", + "Bear Stone can save data to /dev/null and retrieve it later." ] } %} diff --git a/config/www/custom_ui/floorplan/images/branding/solar_readings.png b/config/www/custom_ui/floorplan/images/branding/solar_readings.png index ebeadb6b..d49c1439 100644 Binary files a/config/www/custom_ui/floorplan/images/branding/solar_readings.png and b/config/www/custom_ui/floorplan/images/branding/solar_readings.png differ