Working with @dale3h is SUCH a pleasure! That dude is awesome!

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"internet", "internet", "internet", "internet", "internet",
"stocks", "stocks",
"night", "night",
"TV", "TV"
"tv", "tv"
] %}
{{ pick|random }}

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tweet_engine_setup:
sequence:
- service: script.tweet_engine
- service: script.tweet_engine_image
data_template:
tweet: >-
{%- macro minecraft() -%}
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]|random }}
{%- endmacro -%}
{%- macro solar() -%}
{{ [
"I am keeping track of the current #Tesla stock price. It is {{ states.sensor.tesla.state | round }} dollars. #Solar",
"The #ChevyBolt has been charging for about {{states.sensor.bolt_charging_time.attributes.value}}inutes in the last 7 days."
]|random }}
{%- endmacro -%}
{%- macro robot() -%}
{{ [
"Beep. Bop. Beep. Boop. I am a #roBOT run by @CCostan",
"The #ChevyBolt has been charging for about {{states.sensor.bolt_charging_time.attributes.value}}inutes in the last 7 days.",
"I have spoken for about {{states.sensor.speech_time.attributes.value}}inutes in the last 24 hours.",
"When you add it all up, I have spoken for about {{states.sensor.speech_time.attributes.value}}inutes in the last 24 hours!",
"The #Docker Host has been running for {{states.sensor.since_last_boot_templated.state}} (http://www.vmwareinfo.com/2018/02/journey-to-docker.html)",
"The #Docker Host for Home Assistant is using {{states.sensor.disk_use_percent_.state}}% of the hard drive currently. (http://www.vmwareinfo.com/2018/02/journey-to-docker.html)",
"My Home Assistant Database is currently using {{states.sensor.database_sensor.state}} MBs. To get this #Stat for your HA, visit (https://github.com/robmarkcole/HASS-filesize-sensor)",
"I am running Home Assistant version {{states.sensor.ha_installed_version.state}} (https://github.com/CCOSTAN/Home-AssistantConfig)",
"Home Assistant has been running for {{states.sensor.ha_uptime.state}}. (https://github.com/CCOSTAN/Home-AssistantConfig)"
]|random }}
{%- endmacro -%}
{%- macro door() -%}
{{ [
"The number of Doorbell presses yesterday was {{states.sensor.doorbell_presses.state}}",
"{{states.sensor.doorbell_presses.state}} people came to the door today and pressed the bell.",
"{{states.sensor.doorbell_presses.state}} doorbell presses occurred in the last 24 hours."
]|random }}
{%- endmacro -%}
{%- macro weather() -%}
{{ [
"The #Landscaping lights where on for about {{states.sensor.landscaping_light_time.attributes.value}} yesterday.",
"I keep the average humidity of the house at {{states.sensor.downstairs_thermostat_humidity.state}} percent. Outside is {{states.sensor.dark_sky_humidity.state}} #Nest (http://amzn.to/2BWNk5N)",
"Outside is {{states.sensor.dark_sky_temperature.state}}. I keep the average temperature at {{states.sensor.downstairs_thermostat_temperature.state}}. #Weather (http://amzn.to/2BWNk5N)",
"I know that it will be {{states.sensor.dark_sky_minutely_summary.state}} So I will adjust the Heating/Cooling, irrigation and lighting accordingly. #Nest #Rachio #Hue",
"The current UV index is {{states.sensor.dark_sky_uv_index.state}} and the Moon is {{states.sensor.moon.state}}. #Space",
"Average Cloud Coverage: {{states.sensor.dark_sky_cloud_coverage.state}}%, Average Temp: {{states.sensor.dark_sky_temperature.state}}°F #Solar (http://www.vmwareinfo.com/2018/01/going-green-to-save-some-green-in-2018.html)"
]|random }}
{%- endmacro -%}
{%- macro internet() -%}
{{ [
"So far, I have prevented {{states.sensor.pihole_ads_blocked_today.state}} ads from hitting the network via Pi-hole! http://www.pi-hole.net",
"Pi-hole (http://www.pi-hole.net) has serviced {{states.sensor.pihole_dns_queries_today.state}} DNS requests today! #PiZero",
"Average internet stats are Download: {{states.sensor.speedtest_download.state}} Mbit/s & Upload {{states.sensor.speedtest_upload.state}} Mbit/s.",
"My @getspectrum internet download speed is about {{states.sensor.speedtest_download.state}} Mbit/s and I am a #cordcutter. @TabloTV",
"Yesterday we watched about {{states.sensor.tv_time.attributes.value}}inutes of television. @YouTube & @TabloTV on the @Roku"
]|random }}
{%- endmacro -%}
{%- macro stocks() -%}
{{ [
"I am keeping track of the current #Tesla stock price. It is {{ states.sensor.tesla.state | round }} dollars. #Solar",
"I am keeping track of the current #Bitcoin prices. It is {{ states.sensor.bitcoin.state | round }} dollars. #BTC"
]|random }}
{%- endmacro -%}
{%- macro night() -%}
{{ [
"Todays Sleep Number is {{states.sensor.sleepnumber_carlo_stacey_sleepnumber.state}}. Wifi connected Bed FTW! #SleepStat (http://amzn.to/2D10BcQ)",
"Our Sleep Number is {{states.sensor.sleepnumber_carlo_carlo_sleepnumber.state}}. Wifi connected Bed! #SleepStat (http://amzn.to/2D10BcQ)"
]|random }}
{%- endmacro -%}
{%- macro tv() -%}
{{ [
@ -22,86 +85,89 @@ tweet_engine_setup:
"The {{states.media_player.upstairs_living_room.attributes.friendly_name}} #Roku is playing #{{states.media_player.upstairs_living_room.attributes.app_name}}. (http://amzn.to/2lYZEup)"
]|random }}
{%- endmacro -%}
{% call(pick) %}
# image: >-
# {%- macro minecraft_image() -%}
# {{ [
# "There are {{states.sensor.bear_stone.state}} #Minecraft users online at the momemt. #KidStat"
# ]|random }}
# {%- endmacro -%}
#
# {%- macro solar_image() -%}
# {{ [
# "I am keeping track of the current #Tesla stock price. It is {{ states.sensor.tesla.state | round }} dollars. #Solar",
# "The #ChevyBolt has been charging for about {{states.sensor.bolt_charging_time.attributes.value}}inutes in the last 7 days."
# ]|random }}
# {%- endmacro -%}
#
# {%- macro robot_image() -%}
# {{ [
# "Beep. Bop. Beep. Boop. I am a #roBOT run by @CCostan",
# "I have spoken for about {{states.sensor.speech_time.attributes.value}}inutes in the last 24 hours.",
# "When you add it all up, I have spoken for about {{states.sensor.speech_time.attributes.value}}inutes in the last 24 hours!",
# "The #Docker Host has been running for {{states.sensor.since_last_boot_templated.state}} (http://www.vmwareinfo.com/2018/02/journey-to-docker.html)",
# "The #Docker Host for Home Assistant is using {{states.sensor.disk_use_percent_.state}}% of the hard drive currently. (http://www.vmwareinfo.com/2018/02/journey-to-docker.html)",
# "My Home Assistant Database is currently using {{states.sensor.database_sensor.state}} MBs. To get this #Stat for your HA, visit (https://github.com/robmarkcole/HASS-filesize-sensor)",
# "I am running Home Assistant version {{states.sensor.ha_installed_version.state}} (https://github.com/CCOSTAN/Home-AssistantConfig)",
# "Home Assistant has been running for {{states.sensor.ha_uptime.state}}. (https://github.com/CCOSTAN/Home-AssistantConfig)"
# ]|random }}
# {%- endmacro -%}
#
# {%- macro door_image() -%}
# {{ [
# "The number of Doorbell presses yesterday was {{states.sensor.doorbell_presses.state}}",
# "{{states.sensor.doorbell_presses.state}} people came to the door today and pressed the bell.",
# "{{states.sensor.doorbell_presses.state}} doorbell presses occurred in the last 24 hours."
# ]|random }}
# {%- endmacro -%}
#
# {%- macro weather_image() -%}
# {{ [
# "The #Landscaping lights where on for about {{states.sensor.landscaping_light_time.attributes.value}} yesterday.",
# "I keep the average humidity of the house at {{states.sensor.downstairs_thermostat_humidity.state}} percent. Outside is {{states.sensor.dark_sky_humidity.state}} #Nest (http://amzn.to/2BWNk5N)",
# "Outside is {{states.sensor.dark_sky_temperature.state}}. I keep the average temperature at {{states.sensor.downstairs_thermostat_temperature.state}}. #Weather (http://amzn.to/2BWNk5N)",
# "I know that it will be {{states.sensor.dark_sky_minutely_summary.state}} So I will adjust the Heating/Cooling, irrigation and lighting accordingly. #Nest #Rachio #Hue",
# "The current UV index is {{states.sensor.dark_sky_uv_index.state}} and the Moon is {{states.sensor.moon.state}}. #Space",
# "Average Cloud Coverage: {{states.sensor.dark_sky_cloud_coverage.state}}%, Average Temp: {{states.sensor.dark_sky_temperature.state}}°F #Solar (http://www.vmwareinfo.com/2018/01/going-green-to-save-some-green-in-2018.html)"
# ]|random }}
# {%- endmacro -%}
#
# {%- macro internet_image() -%}
# {{ [
# "So far, I have prevented {{states.sensor.pihole_ads_blocked_today.state}} ads from hitting the network via Pi-hole! http://www.pi-hole.net",
# "Pi-hole (http://www.pi-hole.net) has serviced {{states.sensor.pihole_dns_queries_today.state}} DNS requests today! #PiZero",
# "Average internet stats are Download: {{states.sensor.speedtest_download.state}} Mbit/s & Upload {{states.sensor.speedtest_upload.state}} Mbit/s.",
# "My @getspectrum internet download speed is about {{states.sensor.speedtest_download.state}} Mbit/s and I am a #cordcutter. @TabloTV",
# "Yesterday we watched about {{states.sensor.tv_time.attributes.value}}inutes of television. @YouTube & @TabloTV on the @Roku"
# ]|random }}
# {%- endmacro -%}
#
# {%- macro stocks_image() -%}
# {{ [
# "I am keeping track of the current #Tesla stock price. It is {{ states.sensor.tesla.state | round }} dollars. #Solar",
# "I am keeping track of the current #Bitcoin prices. It is {{ states.sensor.bitcoin.state | round }} dollars. #BTC"
# ]|random }}
# {%- endmacro -%}
#
# {%- macro night_image() -%}
# {{ [
# "Todays Sleep Number is {{states.sensor.sleepnumber_carlo_stacey_sleepnumber.state}}. Wifi connected Bed FTW! #SleepStat (http://amzn.to/2D10BcQ)",
# "Our Sleep Number is {{states.sensor.sleepnumber_carlo_carlo_sleepnumber.state}}. Wifi connected Bed! #SleepStat (http://amzn.to/2D10BcQ)"
# ]|random }}
# {%- endmacro -%}
#
# {%- macro TV_image() -%}
# {{ [
# "The {{states.media_player.living_room_ultra.attributes.friendly_name}} #Roku is playing #{{states.media_player.living_room_ultra.attributes.app_name}}.",
# "The {{states.media_player.upstairs_living_room.attributes.friendly_name}} #Roku is playing #{{states.media_player.upstairs_living_room.attributes.app_name}}. (http://amzn.to/2lYZEup)"
# ]|random }}
# {%- endmacro -%}
{%- set tweet_macros = {
"minecraft": minecraft,
"solar": solar,
"robot": robot,
"door": door,
"weather": weather,
"internet": internet,
"stocks": stocks,
"night": night,
"tv": tv,
} -%}
{{ tweet_macros[pick]() }}
image: >-
{%- macro minecraft_image() -%}
{{ [
"/config/www/custom_ui/floorplan/images/branding/repo_ad2.png"
]|random }}
{%- endmacro -%}
{%- macro solar_image() -%}
{{ [
"/config/www/custom_ui/floorplan/images/branding/repo_ad2.png"
]|random }}
{%- endmacro -%}
{%- macro robot_image() -%}
{{ [
"/config/www/custom_ui/floorplan/images/branding/repo_ad2.png"
]|random }}
{%- endmacro -%}
{%- macro door_image() -%}
{{ [
"/config/www/custom_ui/floorplan/images/branding/repo_ad2.png"
]|random }}
{%- endmacro -%}
{%- macro weather_image() -%}
{{ [
"/config/www/custom_ui/floorplan/images/branding/repo_ad2.png"
]|random }}
{%- endmacro -%}
{%- macro internet_image() -%}
{{ [
"/config/www/custom_ui/floorplan/images/branding/repo_ad2.png"
]|random }}
{%- endmacro -%}
{%- macro stocks_image() -%}
{{ [
"/config/www/custom_ui/floorplan/images/branding/repo_ad2.png"
]|random }}
{%- endmacro -%}
{%- macro night_image() -%}
{{ [
"/config/www/custom_ui/floorplan/images/branding/repo_ad2.png"
]|random }}
{%- endmacro -%}
{%- macro TV_image() -%}
{{ [
"/config/www/custom_ui/floorplan/images/branding/repo_ad2.png"
]|random }}
{%- endmacro -%}
{%- set image_macros = {
"minecraft": minecraft_image,
"solar": solar_image,
"robot": robot_image,
"door": door_image,
"weather": weather_image,
"internet": internet_image,
"stocks": stocks_image,
"night": night_image,
"tv": tv_image,
} -%}
{{ image_macros[pick]() }}
tweet_engine_image:
sequence:
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{{ tweet }} #IOT #SmartHome
data:
media: >-
{{image}}
{{ image }}
tweet_engine:
sequence: