Figuring out Odd and even days thanks to @pbysh! Thanks.

automation/Speech/chores.yaml

@@ -17,7 +17,8 @@
     - service: script.Voice_notify
       data_template:
         value1: >
-          "Welcome Home Costanzo Family. Here is what's going on around the house right now:
-          {%if now().strftime("%a") == 'Wed' or now().strftime("%a") == 'Sun'%}
-            Today is {{now().strftime("%A")}} and {{now().strftime("%A")}} is garbage day.  Please be sure to tell the kids to take out the trash.
-          {%endif%}
+          "{% if now().strftime("%j")|int % 2 == 0 %}
+          Today is Justin's day to do chores.
+          {% else %}
+          Today is Paige's day to do chores.
+          {%endif%}"